Assumptions

Don't make an A*** out of You and Me.

First comes love, then comes marriage then a baby in a baby carriage..........or something like that but hey its 2015 its all backwards now (but I digress). So lets take it back to the beginning........................
Boy meet girl, sparks fly, they go on a few dates, hang out often, talk all the time, meet a few of each others friends, do the bedroom dance/wrestle ropopompom a few times (or not, your preference) and sparks are still flying. So girl starts becoming possessive because y'all are dating (a.k.a in  a relationship) you are her boyfriend and she has every right to question you about that chick she saw you flirting with at the club. Boy blows a fuse and says "uhhhh baby girl, you are not my girlfriend!!!! When did I ever ask you to be my girlfriend?" Free me jor!!!! Girl faints!!!!!!! 

Please help!!!! Where did she go wrong? What happened? I could have sworn we were dating a.k.a in a relationship!!!! Or are there different definitions for the terms dating and in a relationship?

Mo Gbe!!!!!!!


Comments

  1. ("Spoofs") it's life. The life of boy meets girl. Guess females need to learn to ask before making assumptions.

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  2. ^^^Cold Blooded....Chai....

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  3. Pot of beans..... ladies need to ask questions and define whatever "situation" they are in and not leave things implied

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  4. Mehn of these days sha na to chop and clean mouth. Tu fia!!!! Women be wise!!!!

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